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Joke of the Day
"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"
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"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."
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"I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."
"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"