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Joke of the Day
"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."
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"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. And... Why did the fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't much room."
"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."
"I wonder how many crimes The Muppets have kermitted."
"Who can suck off every man on earth? A black hoe."
"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."
"The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people."
"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""
"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"
"I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it"