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Joke of the Day

"Don't say ""lets get weird"" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage."

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."

"is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?"

"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"Nothing waters down the word ""ultimate"" like ultimate frisbee."

"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years."