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Joke of the Day

"if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it"

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"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."
"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"
"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."
"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""
"Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff"
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"
"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a great time."
"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."