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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian? A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs."

"What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe? Spot."

"I bought these sneakers from a drug dealer... He must have laced them with something because I've been tripping all day!"

"So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year, when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price."

"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."

"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler"

"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"

"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs."