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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian? A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs."

"Why do Vampires hate Writers? Because they hate Type O's"

"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."

"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."

"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."

"Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, ""six plus"""

"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"

"You can't run on a camping site... you can only ran because it's past tents"

"What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house? They're both used to store nuts."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."