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Joke of the Day

"If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"

"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."

"An irishman walks out of a bar ."

"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."

"Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints"

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"

"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"

"no idea! I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have no idea!"

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."