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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane A pilot you RACIST!"
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"
"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"
"Why don't they tell jokes in base 8? Because seven ten eleven!"
"Why do woman have legs? So their feet don't smell like pussy."
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? meat"
"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."
"How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! With an electorate blanket."
"I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."