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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook."
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"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"
"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."
"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."
"Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection? ...because curiosty killed the cat"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"
"Me: *eating a Mars bar* Martian: Good grief where will I obtain alcohol now"
"What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars"
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"