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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook."
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"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."
"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."
"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"
"I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."""
"Doctor: ""Good news you passed your hearing test!"" Patient: ""HUH"""
"Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"