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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"
"New York: The city that never sleeps. Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday. Paris: The city that never sleeps alone."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."
"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""
"I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party."
"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"
"Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day. After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song. He called it Minute in A Minor."