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Joke of the Day

"I like my sausages like I like my women In bread"

"What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can't get up."

"Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."

"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."

"I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

"Someday when I am a parent, I will not vaccinate my kids... I'll get a doctor to do it instead."

"Don't tell them but... I write horrible things about illiterate people."