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Joke of the Day
"You Know The Economy is really Bad when even God starts laying people off #pope"
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"What do a homeless woman and an American football player have in common? They both take their pads off after four periods"
"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow? Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub."
"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."
"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."
"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """
"What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk"
"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"