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Joke of the Day
"Why are condoms transparent?"
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"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."
"If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?"
"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Mum: How come your friend ______ hasn't been around lately? Me: Because he turned into a cunt."
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"
"What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize"
"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"
"I sexually identify as Counter Strike... *And I'm globally offended*"
"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."