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Joke of the Day
"Why are condoms transparent?"
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"The Little Mermaid was a hoarder."
"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"
"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
"Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence"
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away"
"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."
"The worst thing about babies is how little they appreciate all the sleep they get."
"Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*"