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Joke of the Day

"My last days. If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!"

"To all the virgins out there Thanks for nothing!"

"What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it? It got all sappy"

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."

"""I see,"" said the blind man... As he picked up his hammer and saw."

"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Why are fire trucks always red? You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?"