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Joke of the Day
"The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand."
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"You want the good Dorne plotline... ...but you get da bad pussay"
"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"
"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
"I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever"
"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"Did you know a cat can jump higher than a house? This is due to the fact that cats have very powerful hind legs and that houses can't jump."
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."