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Joke of the Day

"Serial killers are updating their check list now for dumping bodies: 1) will this location be discovered by Pokemon players? 2) do I care?"

"Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass."

"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."

"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."

"What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon."

"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"

"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."

"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."