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Joke of the Day
"A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide"
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"I hate that feeling when your iPod earbud accidentally gets ripped out of your ear and you want to murder someone with a hammer."
"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"
"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."
"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."
"What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!"
"I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06. So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge."
"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"
"How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison."
"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."