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Joke of the Day
"Which state is actually a tiny soft drink? mini-soda."
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"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"I was in a second hand shop. ""I was wondering if you had any condoms?"" I asked the owner. ""Don't be ridiculous,"" he remarked, ""Of course not."" I said, ""You're a brave guy, I like your style."""
"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"
"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... ....she was in charge of the hops."
"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."
"My Mom burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess she should have put the oven on aloha setting..."
"What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already? Mistress: Are you done yet? Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."