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Joke of the Day

"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed."

"How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer."

"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."

"Have you heard the one about the misaddressed letter? You might not get it."

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."

"Don't be russian Or you'll be stalin"

"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"

"What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg? A yoke."

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"Did you hear about the biggest breakfast ever served? Back in the 1940's, some guy made over 6 million jews toast."