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Joke of the Day
"Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends."
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"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"
"Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You really need to see my life."
"An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal..."
"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"
"Bought my girlfriend a dildo and a t-shirt for christmas. That way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"
"People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?"
"Two gold fish are sitting in a tank... Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. One gold fish looks at the other and says: ""Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"""
"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."