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Joke of the Day

"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."

"I had to break up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today. She was seeing other people."

"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."

"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"

"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."

"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"

"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."

"I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check."

"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing"