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Joke of the Day
"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"
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"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."
"Welcome to the punctuation store, where we serve all your daily punctuating needs! https://sites.google.com/site/thepunctuationstore/"
"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."
"I told my kids I'd rather they ""pull the plug"" than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines. So they hid my phone charger."
"I'm starting a plumbing supplies/computer software store. It will be called ""Shits & Gigs."""
"Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!"
"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"*Makes pinatas that look like people's exes *Retires a billionaire"