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Joke of the Day

"How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nein"

"Ever see a bottle of TUMS in the mirror? You'll run out of windex..."

"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"

"I bet if I could see into the future, I would use that power to watch a lot more TV."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"

"Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: ""That was fun, we should meet again!"" The other: ""You know that isn't going to happen!"""

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"

"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."

"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."