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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."

"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? ALLAAAAAAHVER the place!"

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."

"What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby? Crushing the blacks."

"I'm Japanese. I took my Viagra this morning. .. Now I'm ready for erection day."

"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them."