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Joke of the Day
"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."
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"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."
"Whats the most common work of fiction? The average persons resume"
"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."
"Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident! Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."
"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."
"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"