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Joke of the Day

"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"""He's a jerk. I'm over him anyway. (5 minutes later) Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!"" -Women"

"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"

"Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer"

"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."

"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."

"Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story."

"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"