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Joke of the Day

"Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story."

"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."

"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""

"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"I'm voting for Trump... I've never seen a president assassinated."

"How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)"

"I finally learned what La Quinta means in English Behind Denny's"