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Joke of the Day
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in 2 places today He told me not to go back to those places"
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"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."
"a seal walks into a club eh"
"When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*"
"Beethoven asks his audience: ""Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?"" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: ""I can't hear you!"""
"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"
"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."
"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""
"We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive."
"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."