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"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."
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"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""
"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"What did Anakin see when he walked in on his master unannounced? Obi wankin' Obi"
"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
"Everyone always says that chocolate is like crack, so one day I actually tried it to find out for myself. I still prefer crack."
"If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat"
"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"
"A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein"
"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus."