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Joke of the Day

"My new hobby: Seeing animals in old films like westerns, and saying ""I can tell you something about that animal."" ""It's dead now."""

"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. Because they are under a buck."

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."

"""[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends"" - Overheard on the bus"

"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."

"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"

"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."

"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."

"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"