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Joke of the Day
"Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die"
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"Yo mama is like the gas station. Pump and Pay."
"What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? ""Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"""
"I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions."
"Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film ""Back to the Future II"" showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we've got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars."
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"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."
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"So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves."
"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."