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Joke of the Day

"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."

"""There will be snacks."" - someone successfully convincing me to do anything"

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'"

"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"What medicine do you take if your butt hurts? Assprin."

"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."

"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."

"Raging Gamers A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week. 92% said ""your mum"""