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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey? To flick through it as fast as possible."
Next Joke
"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents."
"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."
"my day was poop until i pictured shaq using two giraffes as ipod ear buds"
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"What's white and flies through the air? The second cumming."
"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."
"Everytime i go see my drug dealer He just cracks me up"
"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."
"Two snakes meet in the jungle... Two snakes meet in the jungle. One asks the other: ""Are we poisonous?? "" The other says: ""Why do you ask?"" The first replys: ""I just bit my tongue..."""