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Joke of the Day

"Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix cube into Vagina. Pull it out 30 seconds later. If its solved....... you are pregnant."

"I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast."

"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."

"Bloody Foreigner... ...coming over here, wanting to know what love is."

"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"

"Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns? To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."

"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"

"I'm not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be ""1234"""

"The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day a little. Being an adult is stupid."