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Joke of the Day

"The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to"

"What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq"

"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""

"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."

"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."

"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"

"I was talking with a friend about my car... I told him about how, now that I have a kid, the car isn't very practical. He offered me 3,000 dollars for it. Sucker, he's gonna hate being a dad."

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."

"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."