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Joke of the Day

"You have to love a boss with a sense of humor. Mine just sent me a 7am meeting notice on Outlook and I've never laughed so hard..."

"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"

"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"

"What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other? Li Ning"

"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"

"ME: Hi I'd like to apply for a job as a contortionist ""When can you come in for an interview?"" ME: I'm flexible"