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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."
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"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"
"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."
"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"
"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"
"I slipped in the shower and almost fell... Good thing my uncle caught me"
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
"Accountants are very clever opponents. They are used to being underestimated."
"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"
"Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish... And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence."