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Joke of the Day
"why is oral sex better than cake? Because you cannot have your cake and eat it too"
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"Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me. Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you... *college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*"
"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."
"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.."
"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."
"Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*"
"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."
"I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer Damn sticky keys!"
"Transjenner"