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Joke of the Day
"People keep mistaking my ""wow""s for compliments."
Next Joke
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"
"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite."
"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."
"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."
"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."
"I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks."
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."
"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."