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Joke of the Day
"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"
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"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""supprt your local beaver"" or maybe it said ""support your local brewer"" either way it's sound advice."
"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"
"My new app is called Tech Bubble. It makes all the other app icons on your phone float around like bubbles. Current valuation: $3 trillion."
"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"
"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"
"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."
"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."
"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."