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Joke of the Day
"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
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"When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife"
"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."
"RIP boiled water You will be mist"
"Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare."
"What will be written on the gates of Donald Trump's wall between Mexico and the US? Arbeit macht Frei."
"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"
"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
"Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*"
"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."