202414

Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"

"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""

"Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us."

"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."

"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None"

"What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate? Always thought you was a bit spineless."

"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."

"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."