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Joke of the Day
"I got a text! I hope it's from....... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE"
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"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"
"Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap."
"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"
"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"I would love to know what it's like to be handsome for one day... ... because everyday is just too much."
"I like my beer like I like my violence... ...domestic"