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Joke of the Day
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
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"Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born."
"6yo: Wow you look much better already daddy! Will you be able to have the stitches out soon? Taxidermist: He will not"
"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"
"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."
"My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder."
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"What do you call 'a woman's understanding'? Misunderstanding"
"what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs"