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Joke of the Day
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
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"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"
"A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like ""remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"""
"If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy."
"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"
"How much hummus did the anorexic Arab eat? A tahini bit!"
"Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose)."
"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."
"I just found a new Batman shampoo... I was so disappointed when I found out they don't make conditioner Gordon."