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Joke of the Day
"I just told the girl I've been seeing for 2 years how I've felt about her. she's a bitch"
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"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."
"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"
"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."
"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."
"Me: What are you up to? Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor."
"Did you hear about the porn star who got jizz in her eye during a scene? She didn't see that one coming."
"Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics? Phelps."
"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"