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Joke of the Day

"When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not ""No, I just lie there."""

"I like my women like I like my smartphones Slender and Korean"

"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"

"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""

"What comes after fear but ends before sex? Funf!"

"A Muslim goes onto a plane ride I forgot the punchline but i'm pretty sure it ended with a bang."

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."

"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"