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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."

"Australian Police are on the look out for a serial Aboriginal basher I called them up about it, apparently it's not a job"

"What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985."

"The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back"

"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."