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Joke of the Day

"Ex's are like college Sometimes you wanna go back, then you remember that they would have killed you if you had stayed much longer"

"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"

"Whale dad joke 'Dad, where did I come from?' 'From my penis' 'Oh...thanks.' 'You're whalecum.'"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"

"No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star."

"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."

"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."

"Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race."

"Did you know that beer contains female hormones? It's true. You drink too much you get fat, get emotional, talk too much, cry, and you can't drive a car. All apologies to the fairer sex."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"