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Joke of the Day

"A few years back dos Equis asked me to be the spokesperson for their beer. I told them I wasn't interested."

"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die."

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver."

"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""

"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"

"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."

"You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees"

"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"