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Joke of the Day

"With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially."

"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."

"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"

"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""

"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"

"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."

"Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time"

"Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

"Employers are now blocking Twitter at the office. Is there a way I can do that on my home computer? Asking for a guy who should be working."