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Joke of the Day
"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."
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"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""
"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"What did the window say when it was cracked? Well this is a pane in my glass."
"My first dad joke So, early this morning my wife got up and questioned me after I got up early with our son and fed him. Her: Did you get our son sick? Me: Nope, I got him cereal."
"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."
"Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back you're wearing it out."
"The inventor of AutoCorrect... ...is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off."
"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"
"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."