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Joke of the Day

"Last night a kid came ""trick or treating"" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid."

"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"

"Why did the chicken cross the rhoad... To get to the other island."

"What happens when Superman sees Superwoman? He becomes the Man of Steel"

"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."

"Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip? So he could say he flipped the bird. ^I'm^not^very^good^at^these"

"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"

"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer"

"What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread."